"The New Dog" by Lucian Freud

Man's best friend. Look at how content they both are. A friendship sealed with a sloppy worm infested kiss. And look at that shit eating grin! He's already made himself at home, the sly devil.

I think that it's important to state, however, that getting a new dog is not the same as getting a new child and you do not - I repeat, you DO NOT have to breast feed them. Although he does look quite content. Maybe - oh well, far be it from Sister Randy to dictate what you do in the privacy of your own home.

Hmmm - in fact, springs up quite a quiggly idea in my head. Maybe I'll drop by the pound on my way home and pick up a couple of puppies of my own.

There you go! I'll keep them on a short leash!

-- Sister Randy