Dear Sister Randy,

I snuck some candy and other snacks into a movie. Have I sinned?

Candy Smuggler

Dear Candy Smuggler,

On the contrary. The prices that movie theaters charge for their snacks is highway robbery. Anything that can be done to deny these scoundrels their ill-gotten booty is God's work.

However, it's important to remember that the surest way to start feeling guilty is by getting caught. In light of this I've taken the liberty of illustrating some approaches to keep in mind when smuggling snacks into a movie theater.

Sister Randy